Eat, Sleep, Assassinate

Ask me anything   I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.

breadmaakesyoufat:

shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.

(Source: nevillles, via huntingthe-assbutt)

— 4 hours ago with 288661 notes
"The idea is that children, with their sparking synapses and sponge-like brains, will be able to easily digest all the stuff that I had such trouble comprehending in my early 20s."
— 5 hours ago with 206 notes
knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

(Source: ethiopienne, via notloblawlawblog)

— 7 hours ago with 85897 notes

"For a really long time that’s all I had. Little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think, even then I knew, I was waiting for my wife."

(Source: petercapaldj, via gatheroutofstardust)

— 7 hours ago with 1468 notes

workitawff:

confidencejess:

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

My dog loves watermelon

Two of my favourite things ever!

(via livefitdiefit)

— 7 hours ago with 169755 notes
strengthandsweatpants:

My grandparents birthday card to me. Haha!

strengthandsweatpants:

My grandparents birthday card to me. Haha!

— 7 hours ago with 14 notes