Eat, Sleep, Assassinate

Ask me anything   I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.

rumproastgirl:

yourdaddoesanal:

hi are you my human? because i love you already. 

Awwww

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"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
Daniel Radcliffe (via katiebishop)

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reedfulton:

scott and stiles sharing clothes(◠ω◠✿)

(via huntingthe-assbutt)

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Stiles “I have more experience with Banshees” Stilinski

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sensitiveandopinionated:

leelaamaj:

defyingthelabyrinth:

hiddenlex:

bestnatesmithever:

karenfelloutofbedagain:

theunknown-abyss:

Louis CK on our culture on dating

I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THIS MAN.

'Ugh, I hope this one's nice'

I may or may not have referenced this joke when making a point today. 

Louis CK is one of the only rich white men who I think I could trust.

Funniest white man alive

Truth

(via adventure-2-fitspo)

— 16 hours ago with 524624 notes

"I could have sworn I was wearing a shirt at some point."

(Source: enjolyass, via weight-a-second)

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